...here are the acronyms you shouldn't use on your PCR's:  (Patient Care Report)


AAA	Armed agiated asshole
ADB c/ NAD - Acute Dirt Bag with No Acute Distress
AMFYOYO	Adios Mother F***er your on your own
ATLA	Abbrievated TLA for two letters.
BESSG	Blonde emergency services sexual groupie
BOHICA	Bend Over Here It Comes Again   ;)
BSAD	Blue-shirt ambulance driver. 
BTFOM	Beats The F* Outta Me
BTHFOM	Beats The Hairy F* Outta Me
BTW	Balls To the Wall
BWS	Beached Whale Syndrome
CBPUT	Certified bed pan/urinal tech 
CF	Cluster F*ck 
CCFCCP	Coo Coo For CoaCoa Puffs
CHAOS	Chief has Arrived on the scene
CPR	Come Put-em-ta Rest
CRAFT	Can't Remember A F___ing Thing
CRI	Cephalic-rectal inversion;
CRS	Can't remember shit
CSCC	c-spine clearing canines
CTD	Circling The Drain (see: Close To Death)
CYA	Cover your ass
DFDCGU	Done fell down, can't get up
DFO     Done Fell Out (or Over)
DFO-SFJ Done Fell Out Screaming For Jeezus
DFU	Done F**ked Up
DICCOMNAVAB	Dictionary of Common Naval Abreviations (US Navy)
DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh*t
DIN	Dispatcher Is (going) Nuts - too many alarms
DIRTBAG	Dirty Indigent Requesting Transport Because Alchohol Gives him seizures
DND	Damn near dead
DOASTW	Dead On Arrival, and Stayed That Way
DRT	Dead right there
DRTTTT	Dead Right There, There, There, and There
	(used after pedestrian/train altercations)
DSA     Dying Spoata Act     (Usually accomp. with tachyLORDYa)
DVR     Darth Vader Respirations
DWO	Driving While Oriental
DWPA	died w/ paramedic assistance
DYRTIGAF - Do You Really Think I Give A (hmmm...)
EKGFLB	EKGs funny little bumps
EMS	earn money sleeping
EMS (urban/ challenged management definition) - Every Minute Sucks
EMT	early morning transporter
EMT	Extra-ordinary Masochistic Tendancies
EMT-NP	EMT Nasal Plumber
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym - any acronym with more than three letters
FD	fu**ing drunk
FDGB	Fall Down... Go Boom
FF	Frequent flyer
FUI	F**ked up individual
FIBD	Found In Bed Dead
FLA Four or Five Letter Acronym
FLB	funny little beats
FNG	frigging new guy
FORD	Found On Road Dead
FUBAR	Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Redemption
GDA	gonna die anyway
GOMA	Get out of My Ambulance
GOMER	Get Out of My Emergency Room
GPH	Goddamns Per Hour
GSH	Giant Sweat Hog
GTO	granny tipped over
H&H	Haney haul [an episode of "Green Acres" had Mr. Douglas 
> and his wife meeting Mr. Haney in the parking lot of the Hooterville 
> hospital.  He said he was there for his "free" operation, having had 
> his tonsils removed last week and was getting his appendix removed 
> that day.  He said he was a big fan of that new Medicaid!]
HBD (or SBD)	(S)he Be Dead
HIF	Hysterical Italian Family  (Can be interchangable)
HMFIC	Head Mother Fucker in Charge
HUA - Head Up Ass
IBM	Incredible Barfing Man
IDM	it don't matter
IJADAD	I'm Just A Dumb Ambulance Driver
	(Used in court after a bad call, "I was driving, I didn't even touch
	the pt)    
IUD	(no, wait... wrong subject. oops!)
JAFO	Just Another Freaking Observer
JFA	Jive Funk Attack or Just F**king Around
JMOS - J*rk Me Off Slowly (used mostly with politicians and during ceremonies, promotions and contract negotiations)
LASGLH	Lights and sirens, go like hell
LOL     Little old Lady
LOL FOF NAD	Little old lady, found on floor, in no acute distress.
LOLINAD	little old lady in no apparent distress
LT	Lifetime trainee 
MAGGOT	Medically Able, Go get Other Transportation
MDFO	Multiple Done Fell Out
MFFLB	multifocal funny little beats (see FLB)
MICN	May I interupt (your) Call Now
MMMMW	My Mother Made Me a Wimp
MTF	Metabolize To Freedom
NARS	Not a rocket scientist [this one is actually from New Mexico]; 
NKDA    Not Known, Didn't Ask
Noddy	affectionate term for security guards  (big ears, silly hats!) (UK)
OWO	On the way out.
NTID	Non Traumatic Injury, Dumbass!
PD	Pretty Drunk
PGBFH	ParaGoddess B*tch From Hell (do not assume a PGBFH is female)
PIA	Pain In the ass
PID     Paramedic Induced Death
PIM	patient is mangled
PITA	Pain In The ass
PST	Positive Samsonite Tendencies, as in the pt. greets you at the door
	with suitcase in hand
PUHA	Pick up Haul ASS!
PVL	Patient Very Large
ROLE	Recognition of Life Extinct
SC	S**t call
S2D2	See SSDD
SCENE	Severe Coronary Event, Not Ending
SHPOS	Sub-Human Piece of S---
SID	Spoata In Distress   (Spoata's are those that think abusing EMS is
	their God given right! - "You Spoata take take me to da hospitil")
SLUT	Specialized Lighting and Utility Truck - This was actually lettered on a NYC*EMS vehicle that carried a generator and lights.
SNAFU	Situation Normal, All Fouled/Fucked Up
SOCMOB	Standing On the Corner, Minding my Own Business
SOI	Shit On It
SOL	Shit Outta Luck
SOS,DD	Same Old Shit, Different Day
Squirrel	a zealous firefighter
SSDD	same shit different day
SWAG	Scientific Wild Ass Guess
TA	Two letter Acronym
TF BUNDY	Totally F**ked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
TLA Two or Three Letter Acronym
TMB	too many birthdays
TRO	Time Ran Out.
UY	Up yours [most people stand there thinking, "University of where?"]
WNL	We Never Looked!
WWW	Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy