Cool quotes from Luc's friend Jason

• "He's no Richard Simmons!"
• "Wow, cans!"
• "6/49? I thought they just had that in Ottawa" (in a restaurant about 30 minutes from Ottawa)
• "Well, she might be sleeping, or I might wake her up. I'm considerate, you know!"
• "Hey, I can fly!"
• "What kind of name is that? It sounds like a ketchup!"
• "Man! If only I had my Jerky Boys tape. Life would be so much better!"
• "I just see it as my social duty."
• "Short people are naive"
• "Jumpin Jesus!"
• "I slept on the street. People thought I was a bum."
• "If you ever get married, get married at Mister C's!"
• "Look at all these guys, they're wearing dresses!"
• "That message you left me was so funny, I have dreams about it."
• "I was so happy, confetti just came from nowhere!"
• "Someone can lose an eye playing bridge!"
• "It's an outdoor air conditioner!"
• "Jess is eating keys!"
• "1,2,3,4,Hey, why does this one say Tylenol?,5,6." (while eating Pez)
• "I think Michael Jackson is a good singer. I predict one day he will be a star."