Cool quotes from people Luc would like to meet

• "(You have the right to remain silent) "I choose to waive that right. Aaaaaaah!" - Homer Simpson
• "God forbid we should go through a show and not have someone dump someone" - Jerry Springer
• "Stinky's here? He's way shorter than me!" - Carleton Banks on "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
• "$350! Woo-hoo! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!" - H. Simpson
• "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - H. Simpson
• "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing" - H. Simpson
• "Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy" - H. Simpson
• "There are 2 ways to prepare B-B-Q pork. The first is to make it yourself. The second is to go to chinese food restaurant, and take out" - Yan