THAT'S SO STUPID!!!

THIS IS BRAND NEW CRAP FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE!!
THESE ARE STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT THE 'CHAIR AND STUFF IN GENERAL!
1. IF YOUR SMILE WAS ACTUALLY A MILE WIDE IMAGINE HOW BIG YOUR HEAD WOULD BE!!!!
2.WILL BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD EVER SCORE?
3. iS THERE SUCH THING AS A GRAY COW?
4. WHY ARE HIPPO DEPICTED AS PURPLE IN CARTOONS?
5.CAN CRICKETS TALK AND WE JUST DON'T KNOW IT!?
6. IS MADONNA JUST REALLY TRENDY NOW, OR JUST A SELL OUT?
7. WHY DO GUITAR PICKS BURN SO QUICKLY?
8. WHO WOULD BURN A GUITAR PICK??
9. WHY DOES WARM BEER TASTE LIKE HORSE PEE?
10. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE CUPID MISSED AND HIS ARROW HIT A GOAT INSTEAD OF A WOMAN??
tune in next time for some all new stupid questions!
AND IF YOU FEEL COMPELED TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS E-MAIL ME!
cREATED 2/7/98